I’ve been wearing my hair like a Mormon cult wife recently. I don’t know why exactly, I just started casually braiding while watching TV the other night and there it was, a big pink and blonde French braid à la Big Love down my back. I guess I kind of like it (?) and it does keep my hair out of my face while I am in the garden. But then this morning I had a thought, is this how it starts? First you move to the suburbs, then you start gardening, then a French braid starts feeling like reasonable style choice, than pretty soon you are begging your husband to bring on a sister wife to help with the farm and fulfill the lord’s plan? I don’t know. Maybe I should go back to hipster pigtails, what do you guys think?
